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你在舞台演的丑角，是鼻子上一块白，八字眉，三角眼，前贲楼，后马勺，屁大嘴，猪耳朵。丑的一无是处！
你在舞台的台词，成为我出口成章的名言。
走啊！城隍庙老地方，他大舅他二舅都是他舅，高桌子低板凳都是木头，走一步退两步全当没走，------
你在舞台上的朝天凳，成为剧团的经典。
你一定是把腿上的筋抽掉了，一个腿朝天，便是一片叫好的掌声！你是怎样练成的？已成永远的秘密。
你在台下，当木工做布景，问汽车司机要煤油给剧团老师们做饭用，给张三做媒，给李四送暖，把个剧团每个人都当你家人了！
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ia
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s.?Ugly?is
othi
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li
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the?stage?have?become?my?famous?wo
ds.????????????Go!?Tow
God's?Temple?old?place,?his?u
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out?the?te
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leg.?A?leg?faci
g?up?to?the?sky?is?a?good?applause!?How?did?you?p
actice?it??It?has?become?a?sec
et?fo
eve
.????????????Whe
you?a
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ki
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eat?eve
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the?t
oupe?as?you
family!
那年，河边练功，你一个跟头低得离地一巴掌高！窝到地上把胳膊脱臼了，那一瞬间，二丑的台词来了！哇，还真哭了，眼泪如雨，倾盆大雨！韩老师，快来救救我吧，我家里还有一个老婆三个娃，全靠我吃喝拉撒！今天要是完了蛋，一家大小嘴朝天！要是今天归了西，老婆一定是人家的！此时，只听一声大吼，闭嘴！韩老师把他的胳膊向下一拉，向上一推，只听嘎巴！那个掉了的胳膊竟然好了！
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,?whe
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om?the?g
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i
my?family.?They?all?depe
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me?to?eat?a
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k?Lhasa!?If?today's?egg?is?ove
,?a?family?will?face?the?sky!?If?I
etu
to?the?West?today,?my?wife?must?be?someo
e?else's!?At?this?time,?just?liste
to?a
oa
,?shut?up!?M
.?Ha
pulled?his?a
m?dow
a
d?pushed?it?up,?o
ly?liste
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g?to?GABA!?That?lost?a
m?is?all
ight!
改革开放的那年，你拍了胸脯对领导说，没问题，咱县罐头厂的产品我推销，我家在长安，那里人傻钱多没妈哒！
领导信了他，便一个卡车拉了双河罐头厂的货，直奔长安！
不成想，改革开放的头几年，长安的经济还不是那么发达，要罐头的人多，没钱，便打欠条，今天你欠我的，明天我欠他的，经济账搞得一塌糊涂！有一天，实在没有生意，二丑便支起了麻将桌，打牌赢罐头！硬是把销售罐头变成一场追杀讨账的活话剧！一群讨账的把二丑的家围了个水泄不通，二丑的功夫好直接飞到房顶，砖头瓦杂飞向二丑，躲来躲去一个脚没能站稳，人下去了！一条腿断了！有人报警了，警察来把他送医院，后来拉到监狱，折腾到人不行了，又拉会他家，躺在床上，老婆不给吃，不给喝，艰难的每日流泪，嘴里天天念念不忘的是剧团！各个老师叫了个遍！想念，想念！想起可怜的小虎，不知现在如何了，便把自己的儿子名字改为【小虎】后，便永远的离开人世。
我最最敬爱的老师，二丑！我永生永世都会记得你，你对我的爱，竟然用我的名字给你的儿子！我无言以对。
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a?t
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a
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ow?I?owe?him,?a
d?the?eco
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t?is?i
a?mess!?O
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g?table?a
d?wo
the?pot?by?playi
g?ca
ds!?Just?tu
the?sale?of?ca
ed?goods?i
to?a?live?play?of?chasi
g?afte
the?dead?a
d?aski
g?fo
mo
ey!?A?g
oup?of?begga
s?besieged?the?house?of?the?two?UGS.?The?two?UGS'?Ku
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ectly?to?the
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ust
ated?that?he?could
ot?help?himself.?The
he?would?pull?his?house?a
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the?bed.?His?wife?would
ot?give?him?food?o
d
i
k.?He?would?c
y?ha
d?eve
y?day.?He?would
eve
fo
get?the?t
oupe!?Eve
y?teache
has?called?it?out!?Miss,?miss!?Thi
ki
g?of?the?poo
little?tige
,?I?do
't?k
ow?how?it?is
ow,?so?I?cha
ged?my?so
's
ame?to?"little?tige
",?a
d?the
I?will?die?fo
eve
.????????????My?favo
ite?teache
,?e
Chou!?I?will
emembe
you?fo
eve
,?you
love?fo
me,?eve
with?my
ame?to?you
so
!?I?have
othi
g?to?say.
你长的很丑，但是你的心很美！
You?a
e?ugly,?but?you
hea
t?is?beautiful!